One.
Lately, all my laundry is in a huge heap at the end of my bed. In the morning, I rifle through this pile, desperately seeking something to wear that’s both comfortable and work-appropriate.
Which means that the pile gets scattered across my bed, shirts and pants falling casualty to the tornado that is me-searching-for-something-that-doesn’t-make-me-hate-everything-when-I-wear-it.
Which means that at night, I have to shove it all back down off the foot of my bed in order to climb into it and sleep.
From here, it’s only one small step to just giving up and sleeping in the pile.
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Two.
Today, not only did I accidentally brush my teeth with my hair (my toothbrush just kind of caught a lock of it on the way into my mouth— I was just happy it was still the kind attached to my head and not some random hairball), I also forgot deodorant for the second day in a row.
Good thing I wear good perfume.
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Three.
I keep forgetting to bring a roll of toilet paper into my room (been out of Kleenex for awhile now…), so lately I’ve had to blow my allergy-y nose on the old, gently-used wads of toilet paper sprinkled liberally about my room.
At least it’s eco-conscious, AMIRITE?
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Y’all, like I said… CLEARLY, I am awesome.
