July 2008
41 posts
“Twitter: “What are you doing?”
Me: “Updating...”
– Here’s a Recent Conversation I Had with Social Networking
Made of Meat. →
How to Read a Book →
travors:
The speed reader assumes that reading twice as fast makes him twice as productive. The best speed readers are so good that they can read a book by simply farting in its general direction. And they’ll even score 60% or better on a comprehension test while the smell lingers patiently in the air. Of course, a reader who thinks that doubling his reading speed makes him twice as productive...
I Love Gretchen's Taste in Music. →
“Quote of the Day: “Learn to…be what you are, and learn to resign...”
– @adenen
“My youngest sister just called me to ask my opinion on some adjectives. I love...”
– Chrissy
New Niece and Delurk!
My sister-in-law just went into labor a while ago… they broke her water a few minutes ago and she should have the baby between 3 and 5pm today. I’ll post from my phone when I know more, which might be formatted weird, but there it is. Keep her and the baby in your thoughts and prayers… And for heaven’s sake, I want to know who you all are. So leave me a comment telling me who you are and how...
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::::CAKE AND LEMONADE SUPER 8 WEDDING FILMS:::: →
“Don’t always make things perfect. Perfectionism
doesn’t leave room...”
– Dunno source.
“New personal best: I just sneezed 17 times in a row. I think something blew out...”
– Jon Deal
Is it Christmas? →
“Body glitter is like mono:
Don’t hug someone that has it unless you want...”
– “Blank is Like Blank”
Go Watch It! →
Hehe.
merlin:
Coding around Internet Explorer is like planning a meal for someone who’s allergic to eating.
Wouldn't You Have?
(Stolen from Jenny’s archives) Pick the month you were born. Pick the day (number) you were born. Pick the color of shirt you are wearing. Now type out the sentence you made using the answers below: Pick the month you were born:
January—————I kicked February————I loved March——————I punched...
cool wooden rings. →
I Cannot Brain Today. →
So, Tumblr, huh?
Trying it out. Wondering why my hand is being held through this set-up process; on the other hand, it’s sort of nice not to be confused.
